Tell Someone’s Fortune

Some believe that fortunes can be read in the stars, in tarot cards, in tea leaves, or even in chicken entrails. If your crystal ball is especially clear, please share the fortune you see for some unnamed SOAK participant. We will consult the cosmos to determine the ideal recipient for your fortune. Have the fates…

Happy Groundhog Day!

We are happy to report that Tygh Valley Tammy, our premier groundhog of prognostication, emerged from her burrow this morning and did *not* see her shadow! This omen means SOAK*2017 will begin as expected on May 25th. This event will be the thirteenth annual SOAK, and the third consecutive year holding the event in glorious…