Some believe that fortunes can be read in the stars, in tarot cards, in tea leaves, or even in chicken entrails. If your crystal ball is especially clear, please share the fortune you see for some unnamed SOAK participant. We will consult the cosmos to determine the ideal recipient for your fortune.
Have the fates clouded your vision? Here are some examples to inspire your inner oracle:
Your smile will tell you what makes you feel good.
I predict dust in your future.
Your reality check is about to bounce.
One fortune at a time please. If the spirits give you another message, use the form again.