*** Congratulations! You have received the SOAK*2017 WhatWhereWhen Survey chain letter! ***
Forward this chain letter to five of your closest friends, or receive a Memorial Day weekend of bad luck!
Thanks to your input, the deadline for submitting content to the WhatWhereWhen has changed! The new and improved deadline is now Monday, May 1, at midnight! This is well after the second (and final) Main Sale of tickets, so participants can be confident in their ability to attend SOAK before registering their events in the WhatWhereWhen guide!
Service Pony, a burner in Eugene, did not forward this chain letter and as a result worked far too hard adding entries to the WhatWhereWhen for a deadline that was no longer valid! Don’t let this happen to you!
Shade Structure, a SOAKer in Gresham, threw away this letter and missed the new (5/1, May first, May Day!) deadline for the WhatWhereWhen altogether, and as a consequence was the only attendee of a sad, solo kilt walk!
Lascivious B, a burner in Portland, deleted this chain letter and in his rush to meet the wrong deadline, dropped and shattered a bottle of pineapple-infused tequila! Oh, the humanity!
Don’t fall prey to the curse of this chain letter! Share far and wide the news of the new deadline to submit content to the SOAK*2017 WhatWhereWhen!
WhatWhereWhen content submission deadline
Monday, May 1, midnight!
Hooray, hooray, it’s the first of May! WWW submissions are due today!